So you think your job sucks

Monday

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Customer care exec. : " A Very Good Morning Sir. This is Shwetha calling from Reliance. Is this Mr. Arun Kumar's residence? "

Customer: " No. This is Mr. Arun Kumar"

C C E : " Err .. excuse me? "

Cust: " Alright. You are excused " (Ends call)

Tuesday

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C C E : "Good Morning Sir. Is this Mr. Arun Kumar? "

Cust: " Yes .. "

C C E : " I am Shwetha. Your outstanding phone bill for this month is Rs..."

Cust : " If its so outstanding why don't you pay it? " (Ends call)

Wednesday

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C C E : " Morning Mr. Arun Kumar. Shwetha here. Why don't you pay your bills on time? "

Cust : " If we do, you would be out of your job, wouldn't you? "

C C E : " FYI Sir, I wouldn't be out of my job. I've got other more important work to do"

Cust : " Then start doing it right away and stop screwing me !! " (Ends call)

Thursday

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C C E : " Mr. Arun, pay your dues by today or else the service will be terminated "

Cust : " Who is Arun? and more importantly, what service did you provide him Lady ? I'm interested"

C C E : " oops !! wrong number... sorry " (Ends call)

Friday

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C C E : " Is this Arun? If so, please pay your bill Sir. Don't bother if you aren't "

Cust : "Ohh .. sorry, I completely forgot about it. Whats the outstanding amount? "

C C E : " It is Rs..."

Cust : ( A woman's voice heard in the background ) " Ajay !!! for the fourth time this week, stop pretending to be your dad and give him the phone! "

C C E : " Fhaakk !! " (Ends call , Slaps boss, Quits job)

a few days later ..

Monday

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a CCE from Citibank: "Miss Shwetha.. ? "

Shwetha : " Why would I miss her? " (Ends call)